A Day in the Life of a Social Media Addict
SEO I woke up this morning in my HootSuite by the Flickr of my computer screen. I was a bit de.lirio.us from staying up so late last night tweeting. “Yahoo! it’s another day,” I thought to myself. Another chance to Pownce on my laptop and start getting LinkedIn and see what’s the happs with my tweeps. All of the sudden, I hear a loud Bing, so I Sphinn around in my chair to find my SnapFish trying to eat the Squidoo. Oh, Fark, I remembered I only fed him a little Bit.ly yesterday because I ran out of fish food. I decide that I am too busy. I will just have my FriendFeed him later or find some worms forum. Okay, I need to focus. I decide to go sit on my TweetDeck since that’s MySpace I created to concentrate. I then noticed the Newsvine growing up my fence and blocking my Hubspot. I am going to have to Digg that thing up. Orkut it. Here we go again with the distractions. I Simpy need to Google a Blogger that has Epinions on why I keep having to trackback everything I start. Maybe my inbox is just too full, and I should take some kind of retweet. Great, now I have to use the restroom. As I Scuttle into the house, I let out a Yelp as I StumbleUpon a Feedburner. Now, eHow the Fleck did that get there? I feel a slight Twitter in my stomach. Technorati, it’s breaktime. Wait, I should probably check my Facebook first. “Man, do I belong to a lot of Grou.ps”, I think to myself as I Twhirl my hair. There seems to be a lot of chatter going on today in the social media Sphere. I really must Meetup with some of my Faves one day. Well, 2 hours has passed, and I haven’t even eaten. Cereal sounds good, I just love the TechCrunch. MMM that was Delicious. So, back to writing my LiveJournal, I realize that I think I have ADD with a Mixx of OCD. I had a Friendster who did a post on mental disorders and I Reddit, but wished there was a YouTube video to explain it a little more. Wonder if it’s viral. I really need to go to the doc for that and see if I can get something Scribd. Well, the day has flown by, and I can’t quite figure out what I have accomplished. I will put some stuff on my Blinklist for tomorrow. Time to sign off now. Just wondering, anyone ever have days like this or is it just meme? |















